[PW] Annual Banquet Update

[John P. Dyson]

The Awards Committee will provide its annual prize for the 
best-designed poster related to library topics. You will all recall 
that last year's entry announcing a monthly auction of pre-school-age 
children left unattended was the committee's unanimous choice. This 
year's prize is a signed copy of Drew Carey's "Dirty Jokes and Beer." 
For those who recoil from such a prospect based on belief, the 
committee will offer an alternative prize: the Pruitt Twins' "Dirty 
Jokes and O'Doul's." As is customary, when preparing copy, entrants are 
encouraged to use regular English orthography instead of Nyengelsk. 
And, please, no more pictures of President Musharraf without his 
uniform. The committee would, however, welcome a photo of Dick Cheney 
in one.

John Dyson