[PW] Annual Banquet Update

[Kevin O'Kelly]

You're at the top of your game, John.

"John P. Dyson" <dyson at indiana.edu> wrote: Owing to relentless Ozlandish lobbying, the theme song for this year's
Banquet will be "Vermicelli, Vermicelli, All I Hear Is Vermicelli..."

Chef is pleased to announce that our regular appetizers will now 
include marinated smelts. These are, of course, known throughout the 
United States as smelleds.

The Entertainment Committee is pleased to announce the booking of three
smash rock bands: Mute Linguist, The Pope's Brother and Pop Flotsam.
Each of them will perform their repective hit singles. The first of these
is an old Fats Domino chart-buster, "Blaeberry Hill" ("I found my
threeyu on Blaeberry Heeyu"); second, "What if the Great Bear Should
Come?" ("I'll have what she's having"); and lastly, "Take What You Want
and Pay for It" ("Gracias mil").

This year's bumper sticker bears the legend "Save an Ox: Eat an Egg" 
and is also available in reverse print for front-bumper positioning.

John Dyson















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