[PW] Poem by Mrs Felicia Hemans

[Sylvia Milne]

The boy stood on the burning deck whence all but he had fled
And when his legs had burned away, he stood upon his head

The boy stood on the burning deck, his feet were full of blisters
A spark flew up his trouser leg and now he wears his sister's

Look here, you horrible lot.
I asked for and got (well done BTW) the words to a tender and touching 
Victorian poem, and you have to pollute the sedate atmosphere with ribald 
versions of Mrs. Hemans' most improving work.

We'd better stop this or those fierce moderators will tell us off.

Sylvia Milne

Please visit me at
http://www.sylviamilne.co.uk
----- Original Message ----- 
From: "Peter Macinnis" <petermacinnis at ozemail.com.au>
To: <list at project-wombat.org>
Sent: Saturday, June 09, 2007 1:15 AM
Subject: Re: [PW] Poem by Mrs Felicia Hemans


In Australia, we know:

The boy stood on the burning deck, picking his nose like mad
Rolling it into little balls and throwing them at his Dad.

and

The boy stood on the burning deck, the deck was made of brass;
He turned a double somersault and landed on his --
Don't be mistaken, don't be misled:
He turned a double somersault and landed on his head.

Both improvements on the original, based on a true event.  To add some
legitimacy to my comments above, in the battle of the Nile,
thirteen-year-old Casabianca, son of the Admiral of the Orient, remained
at his post after the ship had taken fire and all the guns had been
abandoned. He perished when the vessel exploded, and in the early 19th
century, this lack of independent thought was highly admired.

Plus ça change . . .

peter

Dennis Lien wrote:
> At 04:04 PM 6/8/2007, you wrote:
>
>>Hmm. My dad used to quote it as "The boy stood on the burning deck, His
>>pants were all afire.
>>
>>Shari Haber
>
>
>
> There was also:
>
> The boy stood on the burning deck, his feet were full of blisters,
> He tore his pants on a rusty nail and so he wore his sister's.
>
>
> Dennis "memories of a mis-spent childhood" Lien / U of Minnesota Libraries
> // d-lien at umn.edu
>
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