[PW] Annual Banquet Update

[John P. Dyson]

If it were a daily, I'd never get to spend the subscription money!

John

Quoting NancyJo <nancyjo at salpublib.org>:

> John, if you had a Banquet Update of the Day service, I'd pay to subscribe.
> I esp like "Auntie Mommy" but then I know all the words to "I'm my own
> Grandpa."
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> nancy jo
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> [mailto:project-wombat-bounces at lists.project-wombat.org]On Behalf Of
> John P. Dyson
> Sent: Friday, February 23, 2007 7:42 AM
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> Subject: [PW] Annual Banquet Update
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> The Menu Committee is pleased to announce a savory new relish-tray
> selection, Marinated Malfoy Matango, the Fungus of Terror. Chef assures
> us that "Fungus of Terror" is mostly kitchen hype but that those
> experiencing any queasiness at all need only to hold up a finger and
> say, "Shittake!," an early Asian expression meaning "Remove that sight
> from my sight!"
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> Members are reminded to indicate their current status on registration
> cards with either a smiley face or a skull.
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> The P-W Tennis Club will be holding tryouts for Damn Grand Doubles on
> the day following the banquet. Auditioners please indicate your choice
> of surface with a little brickbat for clay or a clover for turf.
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> The Entertainment Committee is pleased to announce the appearance of
> two smash musical groups this year. Our first is the sensational
> Australian punk rock band, Cubic Dung. They will perform their hit
> single, "Diprotodontia," as well as other cuts from their recent album
> of the same name, including the theme song from the latest Down-Under
> winner of the Palme d'Or at Cannes for best picture, "Armoured  Buttocks,
> A Medieval Love Story." Our second group is the controversial Shove Yer
> Granny, whose risqué hit, "Auntie Mommy," has been banned by eighty-two
> southern radio stations.
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> John Dyson
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