[PW] Annual Banquet Update

[John P. Dyson]

The Menu Committee is pleased to announce a savory new relish-tray
selection, Marinated Malfoy Matango, the Fungus of Terror. Chef assures
us that "Fungus of Terror" is mostly kitchen hype but that those
experiencing any queasiness at all need only to hold up a finger and
say, "Shittake!," an early Asian expression meaning "Remove that sight
from my sight!"

Members are reminded to indicate their current status on registration
cards with either a smiley face or a skull.

The P-W Tennis Club will be holding tryouts for Damn Grand Doubles on
the day following the banquet. Auditioners please indicate your choice
of surface with a little brickbat for clay or a clover for turf.

The Entertainment Committee is pleased to announce the appearance of
two smash musical groups this year. Our first is the sensational
Australian punk rock band, Cubic Dung. They will perform their hit
single, "Diprotodontia," as well as other cuts from their recent album
of the same name, including the theme song from the latest Down-Under
winner of the Palme d'Or at Cannes for best picture, "Armoured  Buttocks,
A Medieval Love Story." Our second group is the controversial Shove Yer
Granny, whose risqué hit, "Auntie Mommy," has been banned by eighty-two
southern radio stations.

John Dyson