[PW] Annual Banquet Update

[jtg]

Opening 
for them will be Our Name Is URL and M-Http:// (pronounced 
Imhotep-I'se-the-Second).

That would be one of the Bettys, surely?

John Germain

Jersey
British Channel Islands

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Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2007 4:41 PM
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Subject: [PW] Annual Banquet Update

The Entertainment Committee is pleased to announce the booking of rock 
band Spawn of Satin who will be performing their hit singles, "Sonia's 
Heinie" and "Parts of Girls," among other requested numbers. Opening 
for them will be Our Name Is URL and M-Http:// (pronounced 
Imhotep-I'se-the-Second).

The Committee for Awards and Pennants will bestow a complimentary 
pointy cap to anyone who claims that the garment known as a "tank top" 
has something to do with a military tank. The cap is very like a beanie 
except for the missing propeller and, of course, the unmistakable 
symbolism.

Poster-size photographs of the Famis Lambton Worm are still available 
and suitable for framing.

Our Technology Unit reports that the green cable on our fax machines, 
once thought to go directly to Tel Aviv, is actually a grounding wire 
and goes directly to, uh, the ground.

John Dyson



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