[PW] Annual Banquet Update

[Michael J. Lowrey]

On 4/19/07, John P. Dyson <dyson at indiana.edu> wrote:
> The Entertainment Committee is pleased to announce the booking of rock
> band Spawn of Satin who will be performing their hit singles, "Sonia's
> Heinie" and "Parts of Girls," among other requested numbers. Opening
> for them will be Our Name Is URL and M-Http:// (pronounced
> Imhotep-I'se-the-Second).
>
> The Committee for Awards and Pennants will bestow a complimentary
> pointy cap to anyone who claims that the garment known as a "tank top"
> has something to do with a military tank. The cap is very like a beanie
> except for the missing propeller and, of course, the unmistakable
> symbolism.
>
> Poster-size photographs of the Famis Lambton Worm are still available
> and suitable for framing.
>
> Our Technology Unit reports that the green cable on our fax machines,
> once thought to go directly to Tel Aviv, is actually a grounding wire
> and goes directly to, uh, the ground.

Has the dessert subcommittee considered adding vampire watermelons to
the menu? Eat them before they eat us!


-- 
Michael J. "Orange Mike" Lowrey

"When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left, I buy food
and clothes."
     --  Desiderius Erasmus