[PW] Annual Banquet Update

[John P. Dyson]

The Menu Committee has chosen an exciting selection of kosher favorites for
this year's session of Try My Culture, It Couldn't Hurt. For those
watching their waistline, we will offer Locust Drummies in Hooboy
Salsa. The adventurous may prefer to sample Medallions of the Udder
White Meat on Toast Points. Those whose fine dining experience has
mostly been at IHOP or Denny's may wish to compare that more familiar
fare with our own Shubuta Fish Ham and Fleishig Eggs. And be sure look
for that certification No. 116513 on our kosher beef selections: gematrically
it adds to 17 which sums 8. That is the number of beginning afresh and
also of the ancient Latin cry of "Dosim repetatur!" or "How about
seconds?"

As has been our custom for many years, lavatory facilities will
continue to allow co-ed hand washing. (As our Project-Wombat nurse, Polly
Andry, reminds us: Be sure to wash your hands after washing your hands!)

This year's sing-along will include the always popular "Mares eat oats
and does eat oats and capybara's treyf, too; a kiddley divey too,
wouldn't you?" Bring your inside voices!

Four distinguished Womb at ts have agreed to do your children's math 
homework just this once, so don't forget to bring those assignments 
with you.

John Dyson