[PW] Annual Banquet Update

[John P. Dyson]

The Refreshment Committee is pleased to announce that in addition to
our usual Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola, we will also be serving Boof Kola,
both regular and diet.

The Entertainent Committee has secured an appearance of the smash rock
sensation IB4E, who will perform their hit single, "Pssst, the
Mummenschanz Are Swiss."

For the Archives: Special thanks to the Down-Under womb at t who sent
along recently discovered Australian lyrics to Roy Rogers' and Dale
Evans' theme song, "Happy Tracks to You."

John Dyson