[PW] Annual Banquet Update

[John P. Dyson]

For the hidden engineer in all of us, the Entertainment Committee
will staff a booth we are calling Calculate the Volume of Bob's Head.
Contestants will be asked to arrive at the answer using only pencil,
paper, a pitcher of water, a graduated beaker, an abacus, a hatchet and
an ice cream scoop. (Please note: We still need volunteers to be "Bob"
for the first and second shifts.)

This year's benediction will be delivered by the Reverend Seekin Chi
from the First Shiatsu Methodist Church, a California-based denomination
devoted to the search for the spiritual meridian between the radius and
the ulna. Goodwill offerings are acceptable and short sleeves are
recommended.

John Dyson