[PW] Annual Banquet Update

[John P. Dyson]

The Entertainment Committee is pleased to announce that the retro
swing band, the Ovibos, will be performing their hit single, "Flicka,
Ricka, Dicka with a Floy, Floy."

The first of the Project Wombat Pamphlet Series, "Startling Reference
Notes," will be available on banquet day. A communal effort, this
groundbreaking study identifies the inventor of the Chinese finger pull
as Little League pitcher Sterling ("Lefty") Li. It seems that Li turned
to the team's catcher Bobby Wu and said, "Hey Wu, pull my finger!"
Curiously enough, the baseball cliché, "to empty the dugout" was
invented on the same day.

This just in: The full gospel group, the Prokaryotes, will close this 
year's festivities with their rousing rendition of "Jesus Is like 
Butter and Oral Is, like, Dead."

John Dyson